Here is another one from Sue (who recently left the fine establishment of Warnock):
A married woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector
from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on
in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”
She pushed him into the closet stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet. “Who are you?” he asked him.
“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.
“What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.
“I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.
“And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, ……
“Well those little bastards!”