Haha…oops

Here is a joke I got in my e-mail today:

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find
out something exciting and relate it to the class the next
day.
When the time came to present what they’d found, the
first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front
of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white
dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
“It’s a period,” he replied.
“I can see that,” said the teacher, “but what is so exciting
about a period?”
“Darned if I know,” he said, “but this morning my sister
was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and
the boy next door joined the Navy.”

(Shakes head) I’d shit my pants if that happened to me while I was teaching class.

–Soc

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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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