Hummerz is on a role, here is another one, one I think they should actually implement, I’d keep what they did for my own personal use, check it out:
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen.
Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting Canadian money.
The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Islamists from even touching it!
It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:
Keep sending them man, I’ll keep posting them.