Guts and Balls

This one comes from an e-mail I just got, nothing really profound, just thought it was funny:

Just wanted to pass the info along so the guys are clear…

We’ve all heard about people having “guts” and “balls”. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is below:

*GUTS:* Is arriving home late, after a night out drinking with the guys, and being met at the door by your wife with a broom in her hand and you have the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

*BALLS:* Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife in the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both eventually result in death.

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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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