The month of November and the beginning of December have been a very busy time here at the blog, but we’re still trying to get on top of everything.
Here is the most recent and up-to-date Championship History
Detailed History of CMWF World Title
Here is the details for each title change of the CMWF World Title…as promised:
1. Marcos (1/28/05)
When Melissa bought Marcos the World Championship for his 23rd birthday little did she realize how
many battles and how many hands or paw (even fins) that title would have held it in the year that it has been around.
Marcosâ€™ first title reign would start the second he was given the title and would last almost four months.
2. Matty H. (5/19/05)
While home for a week in between moving out of the dorms and moving into the apartment, Matty H. made his move to capture his first title.
He would go on to hold the title for almost two months while Marcos was in his apartment.
3. Marcos (2) (6/22/05)
On July 22nd, Marcos demanded a match to regain the championship, it would be his second belt win and a the first two time World Champion in CMWF history.
4. Matty H. (2) (8/4/05)
Before going on his vacation to Mexico, Marcos was challenged for the first ever ladder match for the World Title by Matty H. Though not really a pro at climbing ladders, Matty H. won and held on to the title for almost a week and would go on to loss it to a very unsuspecting participant.
5. Shaq (8/16/05)
Shaq (one of the now defunct Aquatic Tag Team Champions and former Aquatic Cruiser Weight Champions) challenged Matty H. to a match and Matty H. gladly accepted, this was going to be a sure win.
When the match began Matty H. started to laugh and Shaq saw the opportunity and jumped right into Mattyâ€™s mouth and chocked the poor kitty till he was out. Shaq won his only World Title on this day.
6. Matty H. (3) (9/15/05)
Not knowing where the title was, many people thought it was lost since it was nice and hidden inside of a fish tank, but Matty H. knew exactly where it was and he waited till the right time to win back the title.
In September of 2005 Matty H. was still bitter about his embarrassing loss to a fish so he challenged â€œThe Blue Fishâ€ to a cage match with a special stipulation, if Shaq does not enter the ring on the count of ten, Matty H. will become the new champion.
Shaq thought long and hard about what it would be like to wrestle in a cage, he thought about seeing if the cage would fit under water, but there was no budge in the contract that he had signed, he even considered actually wrestling in the cage out of water to see if he could hold on to the title, but alas, he was a fish and could not.
And on the count of ten, Matty H. became the first 3 time CMWF World Heavyweight Champion.
7. Marcos (3) (9/18/05)
Matty H. was so confident that his third title reign would be his best and the longest that he put a 24/7 rule (the title could be defended anywhere at anytime and anyone could challenge, as long as there is a ref) into effect.
Marcos took the chance and caught Matty H. eating to win his third title.
8. B-ski (10/30/05)
During the fall of 2005 Marcos was student teaching. While teaching Marcos did not realize that the 24/7 rule was still in effect and when one of his students caught wind of this, B-ski became a CMWF World Heavyweight Champion.
9. Marcos (4) (11/5/05)
Marcos, frustrated about the fact that one of his students won the belt and had been parading with it around enticing other students and faculty to win the belt from him decided to use the 24/7 rule against B-ski and won the title back.
After winning the title Marcos dropped the 24/7 rule.
10. Matty H. (4) (11/12/05)
Matty H. challenged Marcos to a match on this day and while the ref was turned hit Marcos with the belt to regain the championship. Matty H. would hold it for twelve days when Marcos fought him once again (on Thanksgiving Day) to win back the title.
11. Marcos (5) (11/24/05)
Marcos challenged Matty H. on this day, Marcos was coming over for Thanksgiving dinner and decided that it would be the best place to send out a challenge to the furry little beast. Matty H. did not back down and the match lasted nearly 47 minutes and it went everywhere from the ring to the rest of the house and finally Marcos pinned the kitty to take back the title for a record breaking 5th time.
12. Peanut Chew (1/8/06)
The first title switch of the new year would come from a very unsuspecting little guy. The supposedly dwarf rabbit (newly bought and named on this very day) Peanut Chew was a very shy and lovable little bunny. Little did his new parents (Marcos and Melissa) know that he had planned this day for the last nine weeks waiting for them to pick him up. He had a ref already in the house and when Melissa turned her back to go into the bedroom, he pinned Marcos on the first day that he was in the apartment to win his first World Heavyweight Championship.
13. Marcos (6) (1/12/06)
The dwarf rabbits luck was about to change, 13 being Marcos lucky number he would hope that on this day he would be able to have the 13th title change for the World Heavyweight Championship occur, and it did. Peanut Chew was swift and fast but could not outwit his father making Marcos the six time (breaking his previous record) Cosmel Wrestling Federation Champion.
14. Peanut Chew (2) (1/18/06)
Trying to avenge his loss to his father the little bunny decided to taunt his father, saying that he didnâ€™t have enough spunk to keep up with him in a one hour iron man/rabbit match (the stipulation for this match is that both participants could go head to head and have as many pinfalls/submissions/disqualifications/countouts and the one with the most would win the match thus winning the belt.
At the end of the hour after going back and forth with the score at four for Marcos and four for Peanut Chew, the â€œNUTâ€ty one decided to unveil his finishing move: â€œthe flying jackrabbitâ€ off of the top rope for a pin in the finale three seconds to move the score five four for the win.
15. Marcos (7) (1/24/06)
Not wanting to be outdone by his son just days before his 24th birthday, Marcos challenged Peanut Chew to a match. No gimmicks just a time limit of ten minutes in which one of them would have to pin the other.
At the end of the ten minutes Marcos used his finishing move: The Cross Effect on the little unsuspecting rabbit and won the belt back, breaking his record once again, for a seventh time.
16. Peanut Chew (3) (1/30/06)
Angry at Marcos for using his finishing move on her son, Melissa demanded a rematch, which she would be the special guest ref. Marcos agreed and the match was a quick one, Melissa hit Marcos with a low blow and Peanut hit his flying jackrabbit off the top to a quick pin to win the title for a third time.
17. Bae (2/11/06)
On a trip to South Jersey to visit her parents, Melissa and Marcos brought Peanut Chew. Bae, the little white dog saw that the little rabbit had the World Championship with him and had always wanted to be the first female World Heavyweight Championship.
Though she is the bunnyâ€™s aunt, she knew that his uncle (Matty H.) had won the championship many times and that he had spoken poorly about them in South Jersey. Winning the belt would mean not only being the first female, but also giving Matty H. the finger.
She felt bad, but challenged little Peanut (who was now walking around with a t-shirt calling himself: The Real Big League Chew.
Peanut put up a good fight but went home empty handed when Bae won the title.
18. Pierre (2/19/06)
â€œThe Psycho Birdâ€ Pierre never leaves Melissaâ€™s old room and feels as if he is imprisoned in there as if he lives in an insane asylum. One day Bae walked in with the belt tied around her and boasting at how no one would ever come back down to South Jersey just for the title and that she would probably hold it for a really long time. He said that he would challenge her.
Bae scoffed at the idea of a bird being the World Champion, but said that if he was ready she would do it anywhere. Pierre surprised her by having a ref on hand and in a twenty-eight minute match beat the white dog by chirping until she tapped.
Pierre’s World Title reign would last the longest so far this year with the crazy feathered champion holding on to the belt for over a month when he put the title back on the 24/7 rule.
19. Bruce (3/24/06)
People can only take but so much, and when Pierre would not shut up about how no one has challenged him, chirping loudly and not letting anyone relax at the end of the day, that was it! Bruce walked into the birds room, opened the cage and choked “the Psycho Bird” out.
Unlucky for Pierre, he had hired a ref to stand by his cage at all times in the event of a match, when Bruce began to choke on Pierre the bird started to tap out. Thus allowing Bruce to win the World Championship…an added bonus when all he really wanted was a nice and quiet Friday night.
20. Bae (2) 3/30/06
Bruce came home early this evening only to fall asleep on the couch watching tv when Bae took this to her advantage and pinned her master quietly as she had snuck a ref in earlier in the week. As the ref counted to three Bae instantly won her second championship, Bruce would not know about the loss till later in the evening and he said he didn’t really care, as long as the bird didn’t have it.
Pierre is said to be beside himself at his stupidity for not pinning Bruce in his sleep like Bae did. Bae on the other hand has been cocky and flaunting her win in front of the Psycho bird which only fuels his fury about the whole situation.
21. Pierre (2) 4/23/06
Pierre was granted one final match against Bae, if he lost, he would never again be able to get the World Heavyweight Championship again. Being the clever little bird that he thinks he is, Pierre used a handful of his own feathers (explaining why he doesn’t have any left on his body) to toss into Bae’s eyes blinding her enough to roll her up for a pin on the April 23rd edition of PAW.
Pierre, the psycho bird, is said to be sleeping much better now, keeping his belt within his cage so not to have anyone try and jump him.
22. Bae (3) 4/30/06
Just one week from her loss to the Psycho One, Bae was able to regain the CMWF World Heavyweight Championship from Pierre in a hardcore match that saw: ladders, trash cans, metal turnbuckles and feathers used as weapons. Pierre will never again be able to try his luck at the World Heavyweight Championship as long as Bae holds it.
But how long will Bae be able to hold it for moments after her amazing win did her next opponent or opponents rush the ring and attack not only her but each other, those include: Matty H., Gimli the Goat and Peanut Chew (both Gimli and Peanut have a fued going on). It looks like not only is the Summer movie season about to heat up but it seems like the CosMel Wrestling Federation’s Summer is about to get red hot.
23. Peanut Chew (4) 5/14/06
On an episode of Sunday Night PAW, Peanut Chew took on his Aunt Bae in what would have been his last chance to get the title (if he did not win). In what probably will go down in CMWF history, Peanut and Bae had a great bout and with a swift drop kick Peanut Chew would win his fourth World Heavyweight Championship.
24. Matty H. (5) 5/25/06
Upon winning the CMWF World Heavyweight Championship, Peanut Chew boasted to the world about how he would definately be a champion that was willing to defend the title on a 24/7 basis. On this Thursday, Matty H. brought with him a refere and the two fought in Peanut’s cage.
It was a 45 minutes cage match with the dwarf rabbit getting pinned and giving Matty his fifth title reign.
25. Efrain 5/26/06
Not realizing that the 24/7 rule was still in effect from when Peanut said that he would defend the title “anywhere, anytime”.
Matty was sleeping on a wicker chair in the family TV room with a ref chilling right by him when Efrain walked in and tried to pursue the cat out of the seat. Matty’s two shoulders were pinned for a quick three count and Efrain won the World Heavyweight Championship on his birthday.
26. Matty H. (6) 6/18/06
Not able to win back the championship that he lost (in his sleep) Matty H. was driven insane over the month of June. Finally on a special live Sunday Night PAW, Matty H was able to bring a ref into Efrain’s bedroom and jump on top of the champion for a quick three count. When he awoke the next morning, Efrain realized that Matty H. was now a six time World Heavyweight Champion.
27. Peanut Chew (5) 7/4/06
While his parent’s were away with Evkoz on a trip to Las Vegas, Peanut challenged Matty H. to a match on the 4th of July, and with his newly named finishing move Lucky Rabbit’s Foot (drop kick) Peanut won his fifth Championship.
28. Matty H. (7) 7/7/06
Moments before his parents were arrived back from their trip from Las Vegas, Matty H. stole one from Peanut Chew, gaining back his World Heavyweight Championship in a non-sanctioned 24/7 match to win his seventh championship (matching only Marcos in the number of title reigns).
On 7/12/06 at the live Sunday Night PAW, Marcos stripped Matty of his title due to the nature of the win and order that there be a tournament for the title.
29. Matty H. (8) 8/6/06
On this night on another live PAW show, Matty H. defeated Bae to win the vacated CMWF World Heavyweight Championship for an unprecedented eighth time.
30. Peanut Chew (6) 8/27/06
In what Matty H. described as a retirement match, Matty H. went against his nephew Peanut Chew in a 60 minute Iron Man match, the animal with the most pins in 60 minutes would win the title.
At the 60 minute mark Peanut hit his Lucky Rabbit’s Foot for the pin bringing the score to 4-3 in Peanut’s favor.
Peanut celebrated for only a little bit before he went over and hugged his uncle.
31. Matty H. 10/2/06
Peanut Chew, along with all the animals and with the blessing of his father Marcos, gave his Uncle one final championship.
Mathew “Matty H.” Housten 8/23/85-10/2/06
The title was retired on this day…
32. Peanut Chew (7) 9/1/07–9/22/07
In the Over the top Battle Royal for the CMWF Championship that was held earlier today, with participants in all shapes and sizes and all sorts of furriness and featheriness, only one could win.
After it was all said and done, only two remained, it was down to Peanut Chew and Minnie. The young and inexperienced little dog jump too high and too fast and Peanut shoved her over the top rope to become the NEW CMWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Peanut was extremely grateful to have been able to wrestle in the ring once again as he held the title one more time.
He held it up in the air and with tears in his eyes he said, “…to all those who want it, I’m right here!”
Peanut Chew is now a seven time World Heavyweight Champion. Matching only his Father Marcos along with his Uncle Mathew (who went on to become a nine time champion last year in some of the greatest battles ever seen in CMWF).
Peanut Chew boasts that he welcomes all comers, any size and any where.
33. Bae (4) 9/22/07–10/13/07
On a trip with his parents to South Jersey, Peanut Chew did not expect to be attacked by his Aunt Bae, if you could even call it an attack. Neglecting the fact that the house, at the time, held four former World Heavyweight Champions along with newcomer Minnie, everything was up in the air, who knows who might come out of the wood work just to grab the Championship.
Upon hearing a car pull into the driveway at around 3:20ish, Peanut didn’t look around to take notice of who was around him. His father (former 7 time World Heavyweight Champion, Marcos) was greeted by his mother (Melissa) who had been coming back from his Bachelor Party (Part One of Two). Distracted by all the noise, the usually observant dwarf rabbit didn’t notice his Aunt Bae coming out of the shadows with a referee and pinning the little buns down for a three count.
When all was said and done, Peanut, with mouth open and big teeth showing, couldn’t even say a word. His Aunt Bae had just taken what is most precious to him, his World Heavyweight Championship.
34. Peanut Chew (8) 10/13/07–11/7/07
While the humans were away, the animals decided to FIGHT!
It was signed nearly a week before, but a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match was what was set.
The players: The CMWF World Heavyweight Champion Bae, Former Seven Time World Heavyweight Champion Peanut Chew,”The Psycho Bird” Pierre, and “The Miniature Massacre” Minnie Doty
In what was a shock at the open of the match, the three smaller animals took out the big white dog solidifying the fact that a new champion would be crowned.
Next, Pierre was mauled by the dwarf rabbit and the chihauhau and was also eliminated.
With the two small animals left to battle it out it was anyone’s game!
Many near falls from both animals, and a battle of wits, Minnie came within inches of the third count but Peanut got his shoulder up. With the wrong move, Minnie was hit with the pattened “Lucky Rabbit’s Foot” (standing drop kick) and pinned the rat dog for the three count starting the little dwarf rabbits eighth championship reign!
After the match, the dwarf rabbit had this to say: “I’m so happythat my parents got married today, I dedicate this win to them, notonly am I not a bastard anymore, but I’m bringing this back home! I love you Mommy and Daddy!”
35. “Fake Peanut” 11/7/07–11/13/07
On this day, a very unsuspecting dwarf rabbit was attacked by his visual twin, a mirror match in everyway, “Fake Peanut”. “Fake Peanut” has not been around for that long. He came about right before the real Peanut Chew’s parent’s wedding and he was always around. Never knowing that their “son” was a fraud, Marcos and Melissa would take “Fake Peanut” everywhere. “Fake Peanut” would even be taken with the newlywed couple on their trip to St. Lucia for their Honeymoon while the real Peanut was left at the Grandparent’s house. Peanut and “Fake Peanut” never actually met until today.
Peanut was in his cage eating some hay when a CMWF ref came over and told him that a match was about to start. Peanut not suspecting to be fighting himself nearly passed out at the sight of the “fake” one. While battling back and forth, nearly countering every move that the other one made, “Fake Peanut” was able to take out his furry twin with the new and (according to “Fake Peanut”) improved Lucky Rabbit’s Foot (standing drop kick) to win the CosMel Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship.
Appauled by what happened, Peanut called for his father, Marcos, to come to his aid, but unfortunately Marcos was no where to be found. Peanut tearfully recounted the experience to his mom, Melissa, who informed CMWF management of the uncalled for match. When word of what happened to his son got to him, Marcos vowed to get back at the “Fake Peanut”. Especially seeing that for about a month, he and his wife were entertaining the little fraud everywhere. Even singing together while driving to work and letting the “Fake Peanut” sit in the front seat.
When asked for an interview “Fake Peanut” only had this to say: “How does it feel to be two you little jerk?”
36. Marcos (8) 11/13/07-11/17/07
Keeping to his word, Marcos, Peanut’s father, took it upon himself to ambush “Fake Peanut” on Marcos’ two month anniversary of marriage. Marcos did not even announce that he was going to be attacking “Fake Peanut” and kept it a surprise. The refere was not even named in the matched, the championship exchange simply took place.
Peanut is said to be very happy about his father coming to his rescue from his “Fake” doppleganger.
Marcos is also happy to finally have the CMWF title back after over a year of not having it, “I’m going to do my best not to loose this thing ever again…”
37. “Fake Peanut” (2) 11/17/07–12/1/07
In a shocking twist, “Fake Peanut” got his revenge on his “father” Marcos and secretly made a match (utilizing the 24/7 rule) and winning.
The real Peanut is very upset about this, he can’t believe that his father was attacked and has lost his championship so soon. Peanut vows to take vengeance on “Fake Peanut” and redeem his father’s glory.
Marcos was adament about Peanut not following a match against “Fake Peanut” stating that, “I don’t know where “Fake Peanut” gets his strength from, but Peanut, my son, should not even go near him. He’s dangerous!”
While doing some research, Peanut discovered that his father, Marcos, and “Fake Peanut” were the same person and that Marcos had been plotting coming back to CMWF since the championship was brought back in September. For further proof, Peanut uncovered the following picture:
After the discovery of this horrible truth, Peanut Chew demanded a “triple threat” match between his father and “fake peanut” even though both were one and the same.
38. Peanut Chew (9) 12/1/07–current champion
Peanut battled his father, Marcos, and “fake peanut” though both are the same person and with the help of his mother, Melissa, Peanut was able to conquer his father and regain the CMWF championship for the nineth time, tying his Uncle Mathew for the most amount of championship reigns.
Peanut celebrated with his mom after the match and she treated him to carrots.