Just wanted to pass the info along so the guys are clear…

We’ve all heard about people having “guts” and “balls”. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is below:

*GUTS:* Is arriving home late, after a night out drinking with the guys, and being met at the door by your wife with a broom in her hand and you have the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

*BALLS:* Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife in the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both eventually result in death.