By the elevator where I’ve been working this summer (and…God! I’m going to miss being here next week…) there is this sign:

And it got me thinking, if there was a ball of fire that was hovering over the ground chasing after me, I don’t know if even going down the stairs would work. I might have to jump out a window or something. Or fend it off with a hose. Perhaps the bathroom would be a much smarter place to go, plenty of water. It might decide to go chase after someone else!