I’m kind of cleaning out my e-mail this weekend, in between breaks downstairs and doing stuff around the house. This one was sent from Melissa:

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original
$1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg