Britney Spears Pregnant

Yeah, I know its old news, it was anounced “officially” on Tuesday that she is pregnant. And it took me a bit to think about how I feel about this.

I mean, look at this girl…

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can you honestly see her being a mom?

And that was what I thought about for a couple of days and you know what I think? I think she’ll be fine. Its what she wants. I mean maybe she’ll come back and do some more singing but does she really need too? She has enough money. This baby is going to be the happiest little person in the world. They are going to be so spoiled. Why are people bashing her for wanting this. If she was just some other girl on the street no one would give a shit. Good for her.

Britney Spears I always liked, I was never a fan of her music but I thought she was hot. Most females don’t like her, they think she’s a slut or something. I don’t think she is a slut, I mean, you have Britney and then you have Christina; and Christina is a much bigger tramp in my opinion. I didn’t like Britney’s music all that much, it was something that if it was on I would listen too, but that’s about it. Until her last CD “In the Zone” did ok I think but it was actually really good. I mean Melissa of all people actually bought it. This CD wasn’t your normal Britney Spears, Melissa bought it. And Melissa never buys this type of stuff unless its good. We still listen to it in the car. Some of that music is hot! In fact her cousin Stacey danced to one of the songs in my film (Ethan Ross–ask me if you haven’t seen it you lazy bastards!)…you really wouldn’t know that because we had to cut the audio out of it so that we could release the film.

Now its funny, Melissa actually burned a CD with one of the songs from “In the Zone” on a compilation CD (we drive with the same CDs for about a month until we can’t take it anymore and make another one, usually there is always a Britney song from “In the Zone.”) and I commented that I can’t listen to her songs anymore. Not because they are tired or old but because it doesn’t have the same feel to them anymore.

Like take these lyrics from a song called “The Hook Up” :

The bodies are shaking
Wanna make my body keep shaking
Better get your butt out here baby
Come on, let’s go
So do how you do it
Jump around, bend over, get to it
Maake it go back down to the ground
Pick it up let’s go
Pick it up let’s go

Don’t stop
Just get, get on da floor
Butts drops
Hips pop, poppin’ for sure
Who’s got, got it
Get it some more
One time, two time, three time we go

Back it up now
Bump you rump now
Grab my waist now
Work it out now
Grab my shoulder
Pick it up now
Take it lower
To the floor now

First of all, no one should tell me little twelve year old girls should be listening to things like this. I mean on the CD there is even a song about masterbating. Its a fucking hot song let me tell you, but little girls shouldn’t be listening to this. Ah hell, here are the lyrics from that other song called “The Touch of my Hand” all taken from Lyrics.com:

And I don’t want to explain tonight
All the things I’ve tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world tonight
So I can draw the blinds
Then I’ll teach myself to fly
I love myself it’s not a sin
I can’t control what’s happening

Cause I’ve just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand < br>
The small of my back
The arch of my feet
Lately I’ve been noticing the beautiful on me
The mole on my skin, and I’m not gonna wait
I’m into myself in a most precious way

Now, if you haven’t heard either of these songs on the radio, and you’re wondering about them, check out the CD. I mean it isn’t for everyone (but a song like Candyshop by 50 Cent sure isn’t for kids either) . But there are some hot songs on there…

…or rather, were some hot songs on there. Britney now singing these songs kind of puts a damper on things. I mean she’s pregnant. She’s going to be a mom. And she’s singing these hot songs. Granted she’ll most likely be a MILF but…its wrong!

Maybe she’ll gain weight and retire for a couple years and come back for one CD and then that’s it. Who knows.

Anyway, her songs aren’t as hot as they once were because she is pregnant. End of story. Maybe once she’s gives birth things will be different.

So, I would like to end this by given you, the viewing audience of my BLOG (mostly the males) a look at how many people would most like to remember Britney…before she was pregnant.

–Socram

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