From Sue at Warnock

Wouldn’t you know it, I’ve known Sue for almost a year and I finally asked for her to send me something funny from her e-mail and she’s leaving next week. Hopefully she’ll keep sending jewls like this baby:

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they
end
up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment,
she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with
soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy bears.

There are three shelves on one of the bedroom walls,
with hundreds and
hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed
in rows covering
the entire wall!

It’s obvious that he’s taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them
and
she’s immediately touched by the amount of thought
he’s put into
organizing the display. There are small bears all
along the bottom
shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She finds it strange for a young man to have such a
large collection of
Teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but
she doesn’t
mention
this to him and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.

All the while she’s thinking to herself … This is
wonderful! Maybe
this
guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my
children!…etc.

She turns to him…they kiss… and then they rip each
other’s clothes
off
and make hot steamy love. After an intense, explosive
night of raw
passion
with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the
afterglow.

The woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks
coyly, “Well, how was
it?”

The guy says: “Help yourself to any prize from the
bottom shelf.”

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