The Movie Timeline

Just yesterday I decided to resurrected my old lap-top and today I decided to put internet on it. This thing (which I am currently typing on right now) is slow as hell, but it gives me access to the internet and a computer while I can be downstairs with Melissa as opposed to upstairs.

Anyway, I turned on the computer and it was like taking a trip back into late 2006 (which was when I got my current computer for Christmas). Like the last pics to have been put on here were the pics of Minnie back August of 2006. I actually posted the video of Jenna first meeting Minnie on youtube, I might post it here tomorrow.

Anyway, one of the crazy things about this time capsul is that it still has everything that I had looked up and/or worked on right before I stopped using it. One of the things I found was a link in that I had forgotten about to a website called: The Movie Timeline

The Movie Timeline is a complete fake history timeline that has been compiled from a bunch of movies, for an example, check this out:

In the beginning… God created the heavens and the earth (The Bible)

Shortly after the beginning… God subcontracts the fjords to Slartibartfast, a planetary construction engineer from Magrathea (The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy)

26,000,000,000BC Los Angeles (and everywhere else) – The Earth’s crust begins to harden (Adaptation)

A long time ago… Luke Skywalker and Han Solo lead a rebellion against the evil empire(Star Wars)

1 zillion BC October 9: Cavemen discover fire, and the joys of eating dinosaur egg (Caveman, 1981)

From this point on the dates get more sensible – begin the timeline

Get it? I hope so, check it out: The Movie Timeline

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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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