So, I just looked on darkhorizons.com and I saw that MGM is still going to be distributing movies (with Sony, who owns them now) and one of the movies that they are making right now is none other than Van Wilder 2: Rise of the Taj
Here is the plot summary from imdb.com:
VAN WILDER II: THE RISE OF TAJ is the sequel to the successful 2002 release, National Lampoon’s Van Wilder. Taj (Kal Penn) from the first film, heads to England’s prestigious Oxford University to further his studies while in the process, showing the uptight student body how to party.
Sounds like a direct to home video release to me, but we’ll see, it’ll probably come out in the theater.
29 thoughts on “Van Wilder 2?”
Did ya see the first one? Looked interesting, but that could have just been the hot cheerleader on the DVD box cover.
there was a cheerleader on the dvd box cover?
Yeah, upon further investigation, it appears to be Tara Reid. That explains the hotness.
Here’s the unrated DVD box cover:
haha, yeah, I didn’t remember a cheerleader, but I do remember her being on there. She is no longer hot. I didn’t like her in American Pie but I did like her in Van Wilder. Especially at the end of the movie.
ha! i definitely need to see it, then.
yeah, her hotness has kinda faded now that like 50% of her body has become fake.
and she really is stupid too…
i guess that can be attractive in some cases
what if you get married to a girl that’s stupid? think about the conversations you’d have when you got older…
Yeah, I doubt dumb blondes are much fun when they’re old. No hotness and no personality means they don’t have much left.
nope…you’re catching on.
Wow! The world is so clear, all of a sudden.
I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky…I think about it every night and da….whoa! where did that come from?
“Trapped In The Closet”, I think.
I’m scared too! So I pull out my gun…
don’t shoot water in my face!
LOL you ever see Trapped in the Closet? It’s all about R. Kelly getting cheated on, or cheating on people, then when he gets overwhelmed, he pulls out his gun.
South Park made fun of him so badly…as well as other stuff like Scientology:
I think I did hear this song, it was at the Mtv Music Awards and it was terrible. It had R. Kelly simply singing everyone’s lines like, “And she said, ‘ I hate you.’ and I said, ‘why’ and she said, ’cause I don’t’ and I was like ‘I don’t understand…'” I just made those lines up, but that was how the song was. If its the same song. Horrible. And R. Kelly really wasn’t singing it he was mouthing the words and couldn’t keep up with it. I was really iriatated right after.
LOL, I seriously thought you didn’t make up those lyrics…cause the song is that bad.
I guess that’s why it’s so funny, the whole thing is so, so horrible.
He announced that he’s going to make it into a play, too.
About the play: He’s stupid!
Here is some of the actual lyrics, its labeled as Chapter 1 of 5, yes, this song is somehow broken down into chapters. Check them out and cry sadly in a corner:
7 o’clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I’m stretching and yawning in a bed that donï¿½t belong to me
Then a voice yells ï¿½good morning darlingï¿½ from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isnï¿½t you
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face like ï¿½what have I doneï¿½?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didnï¿½t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said ï¿½you canï¿½t go this wayï¿½
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said ï¿½woman move out my wayï¿½
I Said ï¿½I got a wife at homeï¿½
She said ï¿½please donï¿½t go out thereï¿½
ï¿½Lady Iï¿½ve got to get homeï¿½
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
ï¿½?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closetï¿½
She said ï¿½donï¿½t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said ï¿½why donï¿½t I just go out the windowï¿½
ï¿½yes, except for one thing, weï¿½re on the 5th floorï¿½
Think, thinkï¿½ ï¿½quick put me in the closetï¿½
And now I’m in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells ï¿½Iï¿½m homeï¿½
She says ï¿½honey I’m in the roomï¿½
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying ï¿½honey I’ve been missing youï¿½
She hops all over him and says ï¿½I’ve cooked and ran your bathwaterï¿½
I’m telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girlï¿½s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I’m in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
Youï¿½re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said ï¿½thereï¿½s a mystery going on and I’m going to solve itï¿½
And I’m like ï¿½God please donï¿½t let this man open his closetï¿½
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says ï¿½baby come back to bedï¿½
He says ï¿½say no moreï¿½
He pulls back the shower curtain while sheï¿½s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
Heï¿½s close up to the closet (closet)
Now heï¿½s at the closet (closet)
Now heï¿½s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
Noticed that the post was a little fucked up, just consider all the stupid diamond question marks to be ‘ or “
LOL, it’s even funnier if you see the video…R. Kelly is trembling in a closet.
No worries…happens to me too, sometimes, I’m not exactly sure why.
its the stupid computer. it thinks too much…or maybe too little
can you find it on youtube?
again, I couldn’t see this at school, but I’ll check it when I get home.
Did you look? Did you look?
I see how you’re finding the time to do this…why are you at school? LOL
actually yes! but right now, while I’m typing these I’m home from school! I know its confusing…but whatever, its getting done and that’s what counts!