Archive for May, 2005

From Hummerz #2

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Hummerz graced me with a whole bunch of jokes when I woke up this morning, he’s crazy! Here they are:
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From Lil’ Lemmin

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Another Joke of the Day candidate, this one from Lil’ Lemmin…its actually more like jokes of the day, here they are:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
I still have no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
I still have no fucking idea.

Enjoy! :-)

Be back tomorrow with more.

–Socram

From Hummerz

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Here’s a first from Hummerz:

Horse walked into the bar, the bartender says “why the long face” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH later biach.

Not very original, but a classic never the less…especially the ending…

–Socram

Sith’s Revenge tops box office over Memorial Day Weekend

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Star Wars remains at the top of the box office yet again this weekend according to CNN.com, here is the article:


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From Chris Gazzara # 3

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

I got this today from Chris and it makes the laugh of the day, here it is:

Meow Mix’s new slogan, no lie: “Now cats can’t wait to get wet…” Who were the advertising genuises who thought of that one?

I thought it was funny…lol.

Keep sending them Chris.

–Socram

From Sue at Warnock

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

Wouldn’t you know it, I’ve known Sue for almost a year and I finally asked for her to send me something funny from her e-mail and she’s leaving next week. Hopefully she’ll keep sending jewls like this baby:
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What will super fans do?

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

Hell yeah I saw Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. It kicked massive ass! I would love to go see it again. I’ll post a review up of Sith as soon as I get a moment to do it. Anyway, I just read this article off of yahoo.com about those fanatics of Star Wars and what they are planning on doing now that the films are done take a look:
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BACK!

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Ohh yeah!

Its been a long while, but I’m back and I’m pretty much settled.

Its almost been a week since I moved into my apartment and I’ll be updating you all, bringing you up to speed on everything.

But here I can’t leave you hanging like that, here is a picture of some ghetto chicks:
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I’ll be back

Friday, May 13th, 2005

I won’t be on line for a bit, I’m going to be taking care of my cat while my parents are away from saturday till wednesday, melissa will be back up sunday night for her graduation only to go back down and stay at home till thursday or friday, I’m leaving tonight and staying home, I need a rest.

We’ll be moving in to our apartment on Saturday the 21st of May, hopefully with the help of Deanna and Anthony along with Evan later in the day and possibly adam along with the rentos and Melissa’s parents (and anyone else we can muster up.

I was actually going to write a big thing about how this is my last day on a dorm campus as a dorm resident, but I’m so busy I haven’t even had the chance too. I took pictures and all. Maybe one day in about a week or so when I’m back on line.

This isn’t good bye, its I’ll see you later, don’t forget that.

Take Care.

–Socram

Melissa and I have a new apartment

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

Its been a good two days so far.

Melissa was offered (and she accepted) a job and today we signed for an apartment.

I want to take pictures of it soon so I can post it.

I’ll update again soon, been slightly busy.

Tomorrow I have a presentation and thursday I have a final class. I don’t think I have anything left to do with my psycho class.

Night.

–Socram