Hanes question

Lil lemmin IMed me today and asked me this:

oh mighty socram… i have a question only u may answer. who is the new Hanes spokesperson? Eva Longoria or Marisa Tomei. They look identical to me?

So I did a little quick research and I got her the answer:

Marisa Tomei is the winner. Click here to follow the link to one amazingly annoying commercial that I am glad I didn’t have to endure while waiting for my show to come back on, I probably would have changed the damn channel: http://www.hanes.com/HanesCommerce/en-US/Explore.htm?mov=mov_4

I also was going to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt has been doing some advertisements for Hanes as well, I saw a really hot ad in last weeks Entertainment Weekly and then when I typed into the Hanes website she was featured there as well.

Also, Lemmin, tomorrow I’m going to post some pics of both Marisa Tomei and Eva Longoria to show you the difference between the two. I would post them now but the website that I usually work off of is down.

Hope this cleared some stuff up.

–Socram

10 thoughts on “Hanes question

  1. Heh. Been meaning to get one of those hoodies that have a zipper, maybe this fall.

    Then I’ll get some Converse shoes and some thick, black glasses. I can be in an emo band!

    …well, maybe not. But I still want the hoodie.

  2. You know, I can see that, you in an emo band. Now that’s the look you should go for.

    Hey, if it doesn’t work out, you can always dress like that for Halloween.

  3. Heh, used to be *kind of* like that. Was all into Weezer. Yep, back when I worked for Blockbuster.

    Jeez.

    Now I’ve found that it’s a lot more fun to make fun of emo bands instead. 😛

  4. hell yeah, making fun of them is funny

    they aren’t all that, they really aren’t all that depressed…unless they aren’t making the money…then they just keep singing emo shit.

  5. Yeah, that’s the thing…at some point you get really rich and it’s pointless to sing about how poor you are.

    What do you do then? You can attempt to ROCK, but it won’t work.

    So, like Weezer, you go back to singing about unhappy you are. Now they wish they were hideously rich, not just marginally rich (see the song, “Beverly Hills”).

    I think I’ve kind of developed a taste for drug addicts singing about how insane they’re going. At least they can ROCK. 🙂

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