Peanut Chew vs Pluto

It was announced yesterday that Pluto has been reclassified as a “Dwarf Planet” and is no longer apart of the “official” eight planets that are in our solar system (for further proof, go here:

With that being said, Pluto is now a Dwarf Planet…so would that make a fight between that dwarf and our dwarf fair?

Peanut Chew is a Dwarf Rabbit, and Pluto is a Dwarf Planet…who would win in a fight?

Ok, so here’s the break down of it:

Pluto is a ball of rock and ice; Peanut is furry hence is warm. Winner: Peanut Chew

Pluto has a moon, Cheron; Peanut has a moon too, but its constantly covered by his tail. Winner: Pluto

Pluto is the fartherest former planet from the sun; Peanut is my son. Winner: Peanut Chew (I’m biased, what can I say)

Pluto cannot sustain any life on the surface (or anywhere really); Peanut is full of life and eats his face off costing his parents in food and litter probably a little over 40 bucks and month. Winner: Pluto

Pluto does not follow the same orbit as the rest of the planets; Peanut travels in small orbits around my feet while I’m on the computer and he’s really cute. Winner: Peanut Chew

Pluto does not have any features on its surface; Peanut has big ears, big feet and a bush tail. Winner: Peanut Chew

Pluto was just downgraded to a dwarf planet; Peanut has always been a dwarf rabbit. Winner: Peanut Chew

Now lets talley this up:

Pluto 2 Peanut Chew 5

Its clear who the winner of this battle was: Peanut Chew

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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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