Broccoli Casserole

Melissa sent me this gem today, loved it:

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.?
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

?The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.?

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.?

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, ‘Skippy!’.?

The woman thought, ‘This is great!’ and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.?

This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer?rrrrrip.?
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, ‘Skippy!’?

Once again the woman smiled and thought ‘Yes!’ A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it.?

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ‘Skippy, get away from her, before she $h# ts on you!’?

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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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