Mother Brain’s Wrestlemania Play Button Predictions
Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Match: The Brass Ring Club (C) vs. The Uso’s vs. Los Matadores vs. New Day:
Two racist tag teams, some Samoans, and a thrown together pairing of talents who don’t get the respect they deserve. I go with the underdog champs here.
Winners: The Brass Ring Club.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
It was meaningless last year and this year is no exception. Unless there’s a giant swerve involving Sheamus. I believe this whole match will be built around The Miz/Damien Sandow feud with Sandow coming out on top.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bellas:
I’d care more if it were AJ vs. Stephanie McMahon. Otherwise, another bathroom break.
Winners: The Bellas.
Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match: Bad News Barrett (c) vs Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Dean Ambrose vs. R-Truth vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust:
Very difficult here to pick because most of my favorites are in this match. I do predict it will be match of the night and WWE will please the disaffected IWC crowd by putting the belt on Daniel Bryan.
Winner and new Intercontinental Champ: Daniel Bryan
United States Championship: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena:
No surprise here. Old man Cena rides his Lex Express 2.0 bus all over Rusev.
Winner and new US Champ: John Cena
Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins:
The outcome of this match could affect the title match at the end of the night. But for now, I see a DQ finish with Rollins as the winner.
Winner: Seth Rollins.
Bray Wyatt vs. Undertaker:
No streak. Bray looks strong. Please the fans. Give Undertaker his one last ride.
Sting vs. Triple H:
Sting doesn’t come to Maina to lose. Beats the game to a pulp and ends the authority.
WWE Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns:
I have thought of many scenarios of how this will end. So I’ll go the bold way: Ref knocked out, Brock F5’s Roman, Heyman runs in to count the ref’s hand and screws Brock. Helps Roman win the title, Brock cleans house, leaves Mania as a face.
Winner and new WWE Champ: Roman Reigns
And at the end of the night, Vince “out of touch” McMahon has all your money in his hands. Drop the mic.