Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping.

He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car, and the mechanic told him, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

The penguin, chuckling, and wiping his beak replied, “No, I’ve just eaten some ice-cream.”

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, “You know it’s blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!”

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, “If I could swim I’d come out there and punch you out!”