Just like flammable, Hummerz sent me some jokes too, here are some of them:
Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you
were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was
Here is another one:
Lil’ Johnny on Politics
Lil’ Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad
says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the
breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is
the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the
Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call
you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.
Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about
this and see if it makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and
runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents’ room. Mom is sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees
his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I
think I understand what politics is now.”
“Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”
Again, keep them coming.
4 thoughts on “From Hummerz #4”
heh, both great jokes. the first was also an ad i saw a long time ago.
let me guess…was it a condom ad?
actually, i think so…can’t find the ad online right now, though.
i need to improve my google skills a little.
Google can be a pain in the ass