Hummerz was on a role the day he sent me these e-mails, he provided the joke for today…almost a month ago:
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat”.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
Short, sweet and funny as hell.