This one is from Hummerz, and tells the story of the computer…
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy…
…you just hoped nobody ever found out!