I saw this earlier today on YAHOO.com while at work and I couldn’t open it…it was blocked for some reason. Regardless, I’m not going to bore you with the whole list, I don’t really even listen to any of them. But coming in at number TEN is Evan’s favorite singer:
10) Celine Dion: I know there are millions of people who would beg to disagree, but let’s get real, people. She sings 15 notes where one would suffice and turns every song into an anthem for self-empowerment. It’s like getting an hour of Oprah condensed into four minutes. She sings. It’s time to start the lawnmower.
For curiosity sake, coming in at number one was Michael Bolton. Don’t really care too much about this. But, I will say I agree with number three which was Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan. Sadly, about thirteen or so (maybe more) years ago I bought the Smashing Pumpkins “Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness” double disc album and I always hated it for some reason. I even sold it off to Compact Disc World a number of years ago and I realized recently why I hated it. His freaking voice! I 100% agree with this and I’m happy he was added to the list.
Evan, if you are reading this, this isn’t a knock on your girl Celine but a way to call me and start up conversation and to remind me that J.P. Lee’s is closing. Probably only you understand what I mean.