Push?

Another one from Hummerz:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a
loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance”, says the husband, “it’s 3 o’clock in the morning!” He
slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him”? she asks.

“No, I did not, it is 3 o’clock in the morning and it is raining
outside!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us”? “I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of
yourself!”

The man does as she has suggested, gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still out there”?

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push”? calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you”? asks the husband.

“Over here…….on the swing!” replies the drunk.

hehe.

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