Another one from Hummerz:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance”, says the husband, “it’s 3 o’clock in the morning!” He
slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him”? she asks.

“No, I did not, it is 3 o’clock in the morning and it is raining

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us”? “I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of

The man does as she has suggested, gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still out there”?

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push”? calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you”? asks the husband.

“Over here…….on the swing!” replies the drunk.


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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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