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Read this funny joke:

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and
every
once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her….”Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag…” “Damn!” says the little old lady…..”I’d better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!”

“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money?”
”
Did you steal it?”

“Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of
fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”

“So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or
off it
comes!”

“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “OK, good luck! By the way, what’s
in the other bag?”

“Well”, says the little old lady, “not all of them pay up”….

–Socram