Ouch!

Read this funny joke:

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and
every
once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her….”Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag…” “Damn!” says the little old lady…..”I’d better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!”

“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money?”

Did you steal it?”

“Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of
fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”

“So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or
off it
comes!”

“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “OK, good luck! By the way, what’s
in the other bag?”

“Well”, says the little old lady, “not all of them pay up”….

–Socram

Cos
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Marcos Cosme has had a love for writing and film since he was little. By combing those two passions, he started studying film early on in Middle School and High School writing screenplays and working in his High School television production studio. When it came time for college he decided to pursue a bachelors in Electronic Film making from Fairleigh Dickinson University. Marcos continues to be an avid watcher of movies and scripted television series, although he does, on occasion, watch some reality shows. He has watched hundreds of movies during the course of his life and has worked in various roles on small independent film projects, including writing, producing and directing. In his spare time Marcos loves to write screenplays, read books, contribute articles, blogs and reviews on various topics including (but obviously not limited to) movies, television, books, and wrestling; just to name a few. He is a Rabbit aficionado (he has a dwarf rabbit named Peanut-who is the logo of Cos' Blog) and is a Golden Retriever connoisseur (he has two Goldens named Cassie and Chloe). He also love to spend time with his wife and as of July of 2015 they welcomed their first child, Miles, who can occasionally be seen on the blog.

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