Quick Raw Review 3/24/14

Steph comes out and brags about HHH beating down Bryan. Orton comes out and kisses her ass as usual. Batista comes out and calls Orton a tool as usual. Then Batista talks about Orton drooling all over Steph. Can’t say I blame him. She looked amazing in those leather pants.

Punk is Gone

It was inevitable. Just as it was three years ago. CM Punk had one foot out the door. His contract was up in July and he was creatively frustrated and mentally and physically burnt out. The only difference then was he was handed a microphone and changed the WWE depth chart with a truth laced diatribe. However, change was temporary and three years later he found himself right back where he was before the pipebomb and his astounding 434 day WWE title reign. On Monday, he decided it was time to go home.

What's a Raider ?

Smark Central’s (not so) Bold NFL Predictions

I am back again for year three of my totally unfounded, not researched, non-factual, totally by the gut NFL predictions. Hey, it worked out pretty well last year. I correctly predicted the two super bowl teams. I got the winner wrong, but hey it’s all about getting to the dance right? Who cares that I picked the wrong fat girl to bring? I got there, got hammered, got a sloppy blow job in the limo and that’s what matters damn it! Fuck all that reading and shit. “Ain’t nobody got time fo dat”